Do you even audition, Bro?

About the project

This is your chance to be part of Optimum Brotrition, the most elite, totally-not-a-scam, bro-powered protein cult on the planet. We’re looking for true disciples of the gym—those who live, breathe, and evangelize protein powder like it’s a sacred calling. Think over-the-top, satirical gym bro energy with the intensity of a pre-workout overdose.

This is a comedy-first, fitness-second project. If you love making people laugh, going way too hard on camera, and saying things like “Protein is my personality,” then you might just be Bro enough.

Role description

We need a pair of actors (that’s two actors) who can work together and embody the '90s fitness guru stereotype with humor:

Age Range: Late 30s to early 50s

Physicality: Muscular. Can sport muscle shirts

Personality: Loud, confident, dismissive, yet with an underlying charm. They should be able to deliver lines with a mix of mock arrogance and comedic timing.

We're looking for actors who can embrace the absurdity of the roles with enthusiasm and humor. Past experience in comedy or improv would be a plus.

This setup allows for a humorous and engaging Episode 2, continuing the narrative while poking fun at industry norms and setting up the Founder’s character for growth and innovation.

Who we need

We’re casting for the Brothers of Optimum Brotrition, the ultimate gym influencers who treat protein like religion and gains like gospel.

🔹 Head Bro – The Alpha. The Prophet. The man who speaks in cryptic, motivational nonsense. A cross between a supplement brand CEO and a cult leader.
🔹 Bro 1 & Bro 2 – Devoted disciples. Gym rats who believe in the cause so deeply they’d snort creatine if asked.
🔹 Wildcard Bro – The guy who takes things too far (but with love). If the Head Bro told him to bench press a car for the gains, he’d try.

Audition requirements

Option 1: Perform this line in full Bro Mode:
"Here at Optimum Brotrition, we believe in one thing: gains. Gains for breakfast. Gains for dinner. Gains in my bloodstream. Gains in my DNA. If you can’t handle that, go sip your kale smoothie and pray to your little tofu gods. This is Bro territory.”

Option 2: Improvise a sermon on the importance of protein.
Think motivational speaker meets unhinged fitness influencer. Make us believe that whey is the secret to immortality.

Option 3: Improvise using content from the Optimum Brotrition website:
Protein is supposed to be a challenge.

Submission info

📩 How to Submit:

Upload your video to Google Drive/YouTube (unlisted) and send the link to hello@ungodlyprotein.com

Subject line: “Optimum Brotrition Audition – [Your Names]”

Deadline: April 15, 2025

🔹 No professional acting experience needed—just commitment, charisma, and Bro energy.
🔹 If selected, you’ll be part of a satirical campaign with potential for viral reach.