A Founder’s Noble(ish) Mission to Fix Protein Shakes
MOCKUMENTARY / COMEDY SERIES / SHORT-FORM
When a gym’s protein counter worker sets out to fix the industry’s chalkiest problem, nobody warned him it would be considered heresy.
A Sacred(ish) Covenant
A SOLEMN PLEDGE TO RENOUNCE GYM DIVINITY
Ready to trade impossible standards for actual progress? This sacred(ish) covenant liberates you from the exhausting pursuit of perfection and shows you a sustainable path forward. No divine intervention required.
Looking for Two Bros
CAN YOU FLEX AND FROWN AT THE SAME TIME?
Looking for two bros to play the Optimum Brotrition Brothers. These gym gods firmly believe protein should taste like punishment and that our mortal-friendly approach is pure heresy. The Logan Brothers had a protein emergency, so the role of crushing mortal dreams is wide open.
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